Cat Texter
“Can AI make my cat text me?”
A door sensor, a camera and a vision model. When the cat goes out, you get a message in the cat's voice. It is insufferable and we love it.
Wish #047 · submitted by Dani, Budapest
You have a wish. We find out whether AI can actually grant it — on camera, mistakes included. If it works, the code is yours. If it doesn't, we say so.
Three steps, in this order, every time.
Anyone sends in something they want to exist. No technical detail needed — describe it like you'd describe it to a friend.
Live on stream, we find out whether today's AI can genuinely do it. Plenty of wishes get busted here, and that episode still goes out.
Anything that works ships to GitHub under an open licence, with a wiki page explaining the prompts and the wiring.
Every wish we've taken on, granted or busted.
“Can AI make my cat text me?”
A door sensor, a camera and a vision model. When the cat goes out, you get a message in the cat's voice. It is insufferable and we love it.
“Can AI write a poem from whatever's in my fridge?”
Photograph the shelf, get a verse and a recipe you can actually cook. Works offline on a laptop.
“Can AI invent a believable excuse to leave a call?”
It can, easily — which is exactly why we stopped. We built it, watched it work, and decided not to ship a lying machine. Episode explains the call.
“Can AI tell me why my plant is dying?”
Point a phone at a sad leaf, get a diagnosis and a watering schedule. Runs on a Raspberry Pi in the window.
“Can AI turn my half-asleep voice notes into a dream journal?”
Mumbling at 3am transcribes badly. That's the whole problem, and it's what we're streaming this week.
“Can AI build a setlist that reads the room?”
Every model produced something technically correct and completely joyless. Some wishes need a person. Busted, honestly.
Prompts, wiring and hard-won lessons. Take any of it.
Wishbusterz started from a simple, slightly annoying question: people keep saying AI can do anything, so — can it do this?
We take one wish at a time and actually try. The building happens live on Twitch, the edited version lands on YouTube, and everything that survives contact with reality gets open-sourced so you can run it yourself.
Half the wishes get busted. We publish those too. An honest failure is more useful than a demo that only works once.
Builds on YouTube, mistakes live on Twitch.
Five iterations of 04